Doctor Oz ~ Richard Orzeck, DVM
 

Past Quotes of the Week

 


"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-- Andrew A. Rooney
 


"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
- Author unknown


"If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans"
-- James Herriot


"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because heís fond of you;  but if a cat does the same thing, itís because your lap is warmer."
--  Alfred North Whitehead


All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it.
 --  Samuel Butler


It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat.  It is a philosophical animal...one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly.
-- Theophile Gautier


In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat.
--  Warren Eckstein


A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than yourself.
--  Josh Billings


"Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat."
--  Mark Twain


"Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring — it was peace."
--  Milan Kundera


"There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats."
--  Albert Schweitzer


"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."
--  Anonymous


"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself also." --Samuel Butler


"There are no ordinary cats."
--  Colette


"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
--  Christopher Morley


"Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened."
--  Anatole


"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you're wonderful."
--  Ann Landers


"I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
--  Hippolyte Taine


"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
--  John Steinbeck


"Cats are the ultimate narcissists.  You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming.  Dogs aren't like this.
A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish."
--  James Gorman


"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."
-- Samuel Butler
 


"When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her."
-- Montaigne

 

 

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